Big Tasty Titties

Here’s a little 411 on chicks: They hate on each other with such a vengeance that it will make your head spin. It’s an innate thing, man. If a bunch of chicks are in a room and a new, hotter chick joins the crowd, those bitches will talk shit and attack her with all their petty, jealous ammo. Don’t believe us?

Sometimes you go and apply for a new job and you have to sit in Human Resources and deal with some paper pusher who sees you as just another resume. And then sometimes you go to apply and you are greeted by a fox like Dylan Ryder, who interviews you with such an eye full of cleavage hanging out of her see-through top, that you can’t help but get a raging hard-on you can’t hide in your business pants.