Big Tasty Titties

Even if she quit modeling tomorrow, Karina’s place in big-bust history is forever guaranteed. Her greatness has been certified by SCORE and Voluptuous Men. Voted #2 in the Best of the Decade contest, she can take her place with the best of the breast goddesses.

Karina defines the phrase “sweater stretcher,” and this scenario makes her our favorite tool girl. Remember the tool time girl on the TV show Home Improvement, famously played by Pamela Anderson. Well, Pammy has nice tits from the mainstream point of view, but she can’t compare to Karina, who works our tools like nobody ever has.

Ah, Karina! She can make an ordinarily mundane task, like doing the laundry, exciting. Riddle: How many H-cup bras can Karina stuff into the washing machine at one time? Probably two or three, at most. “I don’t wash my bras in the washing machine,” Karina said. “They are too expensive. I wash them with my own two hands.”

And now for some behind-the-scenes information. Normally, during the early stages of a model’s career, most of her photo and video shoots are done indoors, in the studio. The thinking is that the girl might be nervous, and that it’s best to have her getting naked for the first time (or times) in a controlled environment where onlookers are kept to a minimum.

“I love to flirt with the camera,” said Karina, who speaks fluent English, Czech and Slovakian. “When I look at the camera, I am seeing all the men who are looking at my pictures.” There is a 3D element even to Karina’s still photos, as her fabulous body and vivacious personality seem to burst across and through the barriers of time and space, as if she is right there, close enough to touch… almost.

You own a business, your secretary is Karina Hart and you’re in deep shit. She can’t type worth a lick, she doesn’t even know shorthand, but she’s super-stacked and she always comes to work wearing tight tops that reveal miles of cleavage. This is no way to run a business, but what are you gonna do, fire her? Are you out of your mind?

Karina says she’d wear lingerie like this “maybe for a special man on Valentine’s Day. But I don’t have a special man in my life right now.” The great thing about an outfit like this is that if you saw it in the store, you wouldn’t think it was anything special, but then Karina slips it on and…kapow! H-cup tits threaten to burst through the lace, and when Karina spreads her legs, there it is, her bald, pink pussy, covered but very visible.

Karina is a college student. She’s far too young to start venturing out into the cold, cruel world. But if she were going on her first post-university job interview, this is what she might be wearing. And imagine if you were her potential employer. Imagine Karina walking into your office wearing this outfit. Right away, you can tell she’s beautiful, but is she busty? You think she is, but her jacket is concealing the goodies.